it’s an outlaw story (part 1)

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     Road was riding road back to home ~ sitting in the driver’s seat of his door-less old ’56 Chevy ex-milk truck painted purple and almost faded chipped paint gray.  All rhythm ~ him bouncin’ along.  Night time.  One star in the sky ~ his star ~ twinkled fierce.  Nobody really knew what his star looked like ~ only their own ~ if they were even that lucky.

     Road knew.

     “I’m alone,” he mumbled matter of factly ’round the burnt out cigar butt ‘tween his lips ~ and the truck chugged 50 miles an hour or so into the black night.

     A little bitty caterpillar was wailing with all its hump pump wiggling body and mind blowing might across the highway ~ and Road saw it in his truck’s head lights.  He swerved the truck over in order to miss the little critter ~ and almost hit a huge booming surplus truck mowing over the asphalt in the opposite direction.

     The big son of an ox honked.

     Road shrugged one shoulder, slowed the truck to a halt on the side of the highway, lit with a Sheriff of Nottingham department store match the crisp butt ‘tween his lips, and continued down the highway.

     “I’m alone,” he said again, this time to his star, the highway, little Brother Caterpillar.  “And I’m free.”

     A few minutes later, as the black shrouded and swampy Louisiana/Texas border tumbled by, he added, “And I’m feeling strong.”

     The truck gained speed ~ to 55 miles an hour.

(Copyright Clyde Collins 1974, 2010, 2017)

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Road’s Cannon

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it’s an outlaw story (part 3)

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     Road was rollin’ road and swiggin’ whiskey and feeling utterly smug as he crossed the Arizona border on Highway 40 about two hours after he became a rich man.

     “Yahoo!” he bellowed ~ and noticed a figure sitting on a fence near the highway with his thumb out and waving.

     Road picked him up.

     “Thanks a lot, partner,” said the hitch-hiker who wore a cowboy hat, carried a ten ton pack, and who offered Road a candy bar.

     “Thank you,” said Road, taking it, and offered a swig of his whiskey.

     “No thanks,” said the hitch-hiker.  “I get my high out there.”  He waved his hand toward the hills.

     “Well, I’m celebrating,” said Road.

     “What ya celebratin?”

     “Just robbed a bank.”

     “Yehaa!” bellowed the hitch-hiker.  “Guess I will help ya a tiny bit with that brew,” and he grabbed for the half pint bottle.  With it held motionless below his nose, he squinted.  “Hey, they ain’t gonna catch ya, are they?”

     “Probably,” said Road.

     “Well, guess I’ll just have to go to jail with ya, since I’m celebratin’ with ya.”  He slurped it up and handed it back.

     “Yep,” said Road.  He had one more swig, then drank no more, ’cause he was driving and wasn’t quite ready to die in his last wreck.  He had things to do.

     “My name’s Jason Poke,” said the hitch-hiker extending his hand.  “I’m a cowboy from Wyoming.”

     They shook on it.

     “Just call me Road,” said Road ~ and they traveled on.  The cowboy stank with a tang ~ and Road knew a brobo (brother and hobo) when he smelled one.

     The whole highway was covered with campers pulling speed boats and dune buggies ~ as is usual in this modern day and age ~ spiced a bit by an occasional giant diesel van stompin’ along.  It seemed every vehicle on the road was a new one ~ except Road’s old ’56 ex-milk truck.

     “Shit,” muttered the cowboy as Road handed him the bottle.  “Look at all this damn materialism flashing by.”  And he snuck a gulp.

     A low slung 1973 Buick passed the old truck like it was a dead snail.

     “Yeah,” said Road ~ and nodded his head.

     “Give me a horse and I’m fine,” said the cowboy.  “Give me my feet and I’m fine too.  Especially since I don’t have a horse.”  He screwed the cap on the bottle ~ was done with it.  He gave it back to Road, who put it in the glove compartment.

     A lone beat up old VW van poked by in the opposite direction.  The driver, who had a girl with him, waved.  Road waved back.

     “You gonna buy a new car with all your stolen money ~ and a boat?” asked the cowboy with a sneeky grin.

     “No,” said Road.

     “Pardon me for askin’, brother, but what are you going to do with it?” squinted the cowboy.

     Road stuck a long thin cigar ‘tween his lips.  The cowboy struck a match in the wind and lit it for him.  “Thanks,” said Road, and a few minutes later, with a puff, answered the question, “I’m going to educate the masses,” and he laughed in a merry way.

(Copyright Clyde Collins 1974, 2010, 2017)

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Road’s Cannon

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love is insanity & i’m insane

by Rawclyde!

1980

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The sun’s going down

I’m feeling high

driving up El Cajon Boulevard

I’m in the best

truck this city’s ever seen

purple, faded, old & chipped

& I got a cigar in my mouth

puffin’ away

the red lights blink

the traffic sings

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Yeah

there’s a little boy

walkin’ on the sidewalk

with a bubble around his head

here comes a little girl

pops the bubble with a pin

& she says to him

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“Love is insanity & I’m insane”

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Yeah

there between two buildings

crawls an old woman on her knees

with a piece of fish in her hand

she’s chasing a cat

   cackling at the cat

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“Love is insanity & I’m insane”

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Hmm

there’s two girls and a guy

sittin’ on a wall

all three smoking cigarettes

the two girls talk to each other

as the guy silently sits by himself

  blowing smoke rings that signal

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“Love is insanity & I’m insane”

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Well well

an old man in a Cadillac

just stopped to pick up a

hitch-hiking  junior-high-school girl

she won’t get in

the old man pulls a knife

she pulls a gun

a cop rolls by &

they both start to run

on his radio

the cop calls the chief to tell him

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“Chief

love is insanity & I’m insane”

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The cop cruises along

finds a girl in a bathrobe

crossing the street

He finds out she’s escaped

from a hospital she thinks

she doesn’t belong at

he tells her “You got to go back”

& she replies

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“Lord

love is insanity & I’m insane!”

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On El Cajon Boulevard

life rolls on

Some of these people don’t even know

their sanity is gone

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Now here comes

a public health nurse

foaming at the mouth &

throwing water balloons at

billboards

she’s

got a whole wheel-barrel

full of water balloons

& a nest full of baby sparrows

in her hair

the

tiny birds chirp madly

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“Love is insanity & this nurse

doesn’t know she’s insane!”

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I’ll bet you

this darlin’ goes home

crawls into her lab

puts love on the table

gives it a stab

cuts it to pieces

trying to figure it out

but all she gets is a dead frog

with its guts spread all about

oh I bet

it’s hard on her brain

trying to stay normal & plain

when each piece of gut

whispers to her soul

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“Love is insanity & you’re insane!”

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Little girls smile

dogs wag their tales

I live in an old slow truck

& my brothers are snails

I’m driving along all alone

on this boulevard of charm

looking for the ride-seeking thumb

on any hitch-hiking arm

I don’t want to get too righteous

but I can’t refrain

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“Love is insanity & I’m insane”

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text from

For The Queen Of My Buffalos

an out-of-print book by Rawclyde!

( copyright Clyde Collins 1980 )

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